So, it’s Ralph’s turn to Shit on Richard

Ralph called in to the show to share his “List” for why Richard’s such a loser.  The points are as follows:

• He lives like an animal (in complete filth)
• Richard used to live in a storage unit (for 8 years, to be exact)
• He runs around Naked, Drunk, and Stupid
• Richard’s “…like Rain Man, he’s hyper-focused!”
• He’s all “Pasty, White & Blotchy…like retards”
• Artie chimed in: “You Shit Your Pants!” Note: So did Artie
  
• Robin commented, of course: “Did you go to school at all?”

Finally, Richard defends himself by saying: “Life is short, you could be gone tomorrow…” While that IS a great point Richard, you could at LEAST clean up, don’t you think? I ask…Richard may stink (and loves elves) but Richard DOES work for a living (unlike Ralph).  Who’s more worthless, Richard or Ralph?